i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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