But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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