we're chasing vodka with high fives
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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