I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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