Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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