So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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