i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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