Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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