What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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