I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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