I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Randomize
