Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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