Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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