That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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