I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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