So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
tell me about the fingering
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