Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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