I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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