Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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