I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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