yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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