I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I supernannyed him into submission
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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