so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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