After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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