So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize