can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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