when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
