Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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