I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
