absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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