what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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