She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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