there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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