even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
