big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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