do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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