We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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