Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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