Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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