Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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