This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
