North Korea, Best Korea!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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