he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She's the barista slut.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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