He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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