Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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