Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
PANTIES FOUND
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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