I need help removing her.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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