I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
where are my eyebrows?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
