Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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