What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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