yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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