i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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