Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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