I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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