You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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